Roberto Malerba - guitar/synth
Sandro “fred” Salvi - drums
Ivan Contini Bacchisio - bass
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| Chopped Up - Chopped The Fuck Up |
Chopped Up come out of the gate swinging. If you like horror movie intros/outros, old school death and blood-spattered grindcore, you'll dig deep into these dudes. Chopped The Fuck Up, is a really fun and gorey ride. I love the pace of the four track EP. It's never self-indulgent or overly technical. Tracks all come in under 3:00 minutes which makes this one a great relisten. I'm a big fan of the combo pig squeals(used just the right amount) and the gag reflex triggering, gutteral vocals. My favorite track off this EP is Meat The Cleaver, which begins with a spasdic Ratamahatta-Max Cavalera style scat. I really respect the band's take on the genre. This is one you can throw on and rock out to. No pretense and it doesn't leave you feeling queasy.
****And before anyone says, "but you didn't make mention of the band members who are well known Pro Wrestling veterans who've toured the world spilling their opponents (and their own) blood on mats around the world". Yes Shlak(CZW, etc) and Dirty Daddy(ROH/NJPW) are prominent members of this band (and several others over the years). I give this a Dave "what's his face" FIVE STARS. Happy? Now throw this on and frogsplash ya mother.
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I was literally just sent a heads up from the band about their debut album, KYHYJE. LOBO DEL HOMBRE hail from Argentina and are a very solid Stoner Rock Band. The warm fuzzines and groove of their riffs generously heat the cockles of my frozen New England heart. I'm a sucker for Stoner Doom Rock Vibes and this band checks off all the good stuff on my list. You can feel the dust coming off the stereo speakers as the band confidently navigates an oftentimes well worn genre with some fresh gusto. The vocals, (although I have no idea what they translate to) are delivered with a sexy growl and well placed roar. - fuck yea!
The production is stellar. I get Motorhead meets Kyuss vibes and you can't teach that. Ok, back to looking like I'm actually doing some work. Spin this album!
This was a pleasant and welcome surprise. Great start to this dismally cold year.
-grown man out!
2025 Top Ten Stoner Rock Albums (#10-1)
Of course, there are great albums I'm unaware of, but here are my top ten favorite albums I've bought this year:
#10: Death Wheelers: The Ecstasy Of Möld
The Death Wheelers get better with each release. They are now my favorite instrumental stoner rock band. Every track on this is perfect, and if you told me it should be #1 on the list, I wouldn't argue.
#9: Nightstalker: Return From The Point Of No Return
I've always loved Nightstalker, and this is one of their best albums. It soothes my soul.#8: Dozer: Rewind To Return: Rarities, Singles And B-Sides