WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Not playing with your toys? Not snuggling up with someone in your new Christmas jammies?
Then you must be looking for this:
Had you played that yet this year? See, someone had to make you do it. A much better tradition than "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" for sure. And just to make this stop worth your while, let's pull out a Fate classic:
Not the Newborn King, but he didn't record any heavy metal as far as I am aware. Stay tuned for an upcoming top ten stoner rock albums of 2015 post, and Merry Christmas!!